A couple of winters ago I was looking for round neck T-Shirts in Delhi. I was looking for the wrong thing at the wronger time at the wrongest place but still managed to find a shop that was selling Tantra T shirts. I like Tantra T-Shirts because of their witty slogans but at that time slogans was not really what I was interest in. I bought three shirts and one of them had a picture of Taj Mahal with the slogan “Via-Agra-The greatest erection for love in history of mankind.” While the other two T-shirts have been worn and thrown away long ago, the Via-Agra shirt is still in its original packing.

I am not the kind of a person who would go out making such a statement. When I was going to Australia I carried a shirt with me that said “You ain't no body if you ain't an Indian.” I was planning to wear it if India beats Aussies in a cricket match to piss my friends off. India did beat Aussies a few times during my stay there but I could never gather enough arrogance to wear that shirt. Anyway coming back to my Via-Agra shirt, it is still in its original packing.

There are a lot of people who don't think like me and won't mind making a statement like that if it pleases them. I have seen a lot of people with pretty outrageous T-Shirts but what I saw yesterday was beyond any of those shirts. I saw a girl wearing a shirt with a slogan

“I am so horny even you have a chance”

I was shocked to see that. The only two possible conclusions are that either she didn't know what it meant or she didn't give a damn. In all possibility, it was the first because she didn't look like someone who could not give a damn to what it said.

The other thing that initially shocked me but now looks natural is the women in their night gowns. You may say that it is hardly shocking. Well, it is shocking if the woman in the nightgown is buying vegetables, talking a walk in the morning or traveling in train. In Bombay I found that a nightgown is a completely acceptable dress for many places other than a bed room.

If the night gown was not enough, I have seen guys walking around in boxer shorts. Every time I see one, I ask myself the same question I asked when I saw the girl in the shirt with the slogan "I am so horny even you have a chance". Is that guy unaware that what he is wearing is an underwear or he just doesn't give a damn and if he doesn't know that what he is wearing is an underwear, is he wearing another underwear beneath is boxer shorts?

I guess it is time for me to unpack my Via-Agra shirt.

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